| A welding helmet is a safety device worn for | | | | could be the new thing. |
| protection while one is welding; however, there | | | | 14. You are sick of relatives pinching your cheeks |
| are definitely many other uses for a welding | | | | at family reunions. |
| helmet. A welding helmet is a very practical that | | | | 15. You are a celebrity and you don't want the |
| should be found in every home. Here are just a | | | | paparazzi taking any pictures of you. |
| few ways you might find yourself in need of a | | | | 16. You are sick of shallow people falling for you |
| welding helmet: | | | | because of your looks and want people to like |
| 1. You can't find your bike helmet. | | | | you for your witty humor. |
| 2. You lost your Darth Vader mask on the | | | | Wearing a welding helmet would definitely be a |
| opening day of a Star Wars movie. A welding | | | | way to see if that special someone likes you |
| helmet is a good substitute; however, you will | | | | because of your personality. |
| have to mimic the Darth Vader breathing noises | | | | 17. You think that the end of the world is near |
| yourself. | | | | and somehow a welding helmet will save you. |
| 3. You do not know your science very well but | | | | 18. You want people to think that you are weird, |
| you think it would be cool to make your own | | | | have learning problems, or that you are half man |
| fireworks. | | | | and half machine. |
| 4. You are scared of identity theft. | | | | 19. You want to do your own rendition of |
| 5. You wear a welding helmet in hopes of | | | | Phantom of the Opera called Phantom of the Tool |
| attracting women, making it clear to them that | | | | Shed. |
| you are manly and can fix things. | | | | 20. You think that your partner in your science lab |
| 6. You want to reenact the opening credits from | | | | class secretly wants to destroy you. |
| The Simpson's and you are playing the part of | | | | 21. You had an extremely bad haircut. |
| Homer in the nuclear power plant (in this case, | | | | 22. You think you are like Cyclops from X-Men |
| you will also need a glow stick). | | | | and you have uncontrollable optic blasts from |
| 7. You think that cartoons are real and there is a | | | | your eyes. |
| possibility of an anvil dropping from the sky. | | | | 23. You want to scare little children. (Carrying a |
| 8. If people who look at you turn into stone then | | | | blow torch and laughing will also help you in this |
| you might want to wear a welding helmet. | | | | goal). |
| 9. You want to give your kids a punishment they | | | | 24. You don't ever want to have a boyfriend |
| won't forget and decide to make them wear the | | | | girlfriend. |
| welding helmet to school for a week. | | | | 25. And I guess you might possibly want a |
| 10. If you are scared of the sun giving you | | | | welding helmet if you think you will possibly be |
| wrinkles or skin cancer, you could use a welding | | | | welding something anytime soon. |
| helmet to protect yourself from the sun's harmful | | | | These are just a few of the reasons that it is |
| rays. | | | | probably a good idea for you to wear a welding |
| 11. You have horrendously bad breath and/or | | | | helmet. After you get your own welding helmet, I |
| forgot to put you makeup on. | | | | am sure that you will find this list to be very |
| 12. You can't find your sunglasses. | | | | limited and you will find thousands of other uses |
| 13. You are someone who always wants to be on | | | | for it. |
| top of fashion and thinks that welding helmets | | | | |