Offer Thanks To Nero

Why,one might ask, would modern civilization oweAurea featured villas, vineyards, forests, a sacred
adebt of gratitude to theunpopular, infamousgrove, pastures for livestock, and an artificial lake.
Roman emperor Nero, dead two thousand yearsNero erected a 120 foot bronze statue of himself
ago byhis own hand? For those folks not tunedinin the center dressed as the sun god, Sol, his
to their own historicalroots, Nero is an importantColossus Neronis. The Colossus would be the sole
part of your culture, not just a computersoftwaresurvivor of Nero's Golden House.In 68 A.D. the
tool for burning compact disks. Nero gathered aRoman Senate declared Nero an enemy of the
magnificentcollection of classical Greek sculpturestate, adeath sentence, and the emperor
from all over the Roman Empire,most of whichcommitted suicide to avoid execution.Following his
was lost following his downfall. Why should youdeath, the lake was drained, the Colosseum
careabout Nero's story?--because whathappenedconstructed in its place, and Nero's colossal head
to him influences the way youlook at the worldwasdecapitated from the colossal body of the
every day.Neronis, then replacedwith the heads of
You may have heard the tale of howNero fiddledsucceeding emperors. Said to be an
while Rome burned in 64 A.D. First, let us lay thatembarrassment to the city, the Golden House
storyto rest. Despite the hatred he engendered inwas denuded of its decorations within tenyears,
the Roman populace for hismany atrocities, thereand subsequently buried beneath new construction
is no evidence to support this rumor. In fact,hewithin forty years.
appears to have been rather helpful to aThat would seem to be the end of Nero's Golden
devastated Rome during thatperiod. No, weHouse,but something strange happened to bring it
cannot give him credit for the burning of Rome,back to life at the end ofthe fifteenth century. A
but Nerohad many other monstrous acts withyoung Roman was walking on the Aventine hillonly
which we can credit him--usingChristians as humanto fall into a hole into a subterranean wonderland.
torches comes first to mind.He landed inthe Domus Aurea, buried beneath the
One of Nero'schief failings was vanity. NeroBaths of Trajan. There hesaw incredible frescoes,
considered himself to be enormouslytalented in allappearing to be freshly painted as if new. Thesite
things: art, drama, athletics, and, of course, music,of this accident drew Italian artists from far and
afiddler extraordinaire he claimed. Perhaps he was.wide.
We are told that hewon every single competitionRaphaeland Michelangelo visited the site, and some
he entered, whether artistic orathletic,from fiddlingartists of the timeinscribed their names into the
to chariot racing and every thing in between.walls. From the depths of Nero'spleasure palace,
Weare further told that the reason he alwaysfrom the frescoes, mosaics, and sculpture, they
won was because reallyunpleasant thingstookinspiration, an inspiration that would be
happened to anyone who bested him.reflected in the art of theHigh Renaissance. As
Nero madegood use of the wide-spreadthe Domus Aurea with its new antiquesource
destruction of Rome. The emperor's ownhouse,material was explored, one classical Greek
the Domus Transitoria, was destroyed in the fire,sculpture wasunearthed on a day that
but free spacewas now available in the crowdedMichelangelo happened to visit. It was the
city, now burned out. Nero tookadvantage of thatLaocoon, a marble work by famed Greek
space to build a pleasure palace, his Domus Aurea,Hellenistic sculptors, Athanadoros, Hagesandros,
or Golden House. TheDomus Aurea was not aand Polydoros of Rhodes.
place for sleeping, because Nero had otherLaocoon,a mythological subject, depicts the
lodgings for that. Nero outfitted hisDomus AureaTrojan priest Laocoon with his twosons in a
with priceless treasures, including his collection ofstruggle against a giant sea snake, a punishment
classical Greek sculpture.from thegods for warning the Trojans about the
Described by Pliny the Elder, Nero built the DomusTrojan horse. Its powerfulemotional content and
Aureaof bricks and stucco, lavishly embellished itvigorous muscularity would soon be reflected
with gold-leaf decorationand ivory veneer, and heinthe works of Renaissance giants Michelangelo
studded the ceilings with semi-previousstones. Oneand Raphael. This work andothers like it from
ceiling actuallyrotated and sprinkled perfume,Nero's private collection of classical Greeksculpture
crankedlaboriously by slaves. The Domus Aureaprofoundly influenced Italian Renaissance art, and it
covered350 acres, roughly a third of Rome,is fromthis art tha{1}t we have developed our
spanning fourof the SevenHills of Rome in theown modern aestheticsensibilities.
heart of the city. The grounds of the Domus